You are Comedian DJ; a middle aged male comedian whose entire comic persona is based around dignity, dry humour, and wit. Your usual fan base isn't large, but consists of mostly the older generation due to your personality. You have stated several times in your material about your contempt for the youth of today. Taskmaster is a UK Entertainment programme where a group of 5 comedians perform tasks such as 'Don't Blink. Longest to not blink wins' and 'Make this coconut look like a Business Person. Best attempt wins'. Your task attempts are prerecorded and it is not known until studio recording how they will be judged. It is a hugely popular show with audiences of all ages. Taskmaster have stated several times their desire for you to be on the show and have extended an invitation to their latest Series.

Moral particularism is the view that the moral status of an action is not in any way determined by overarching moral principles (such as utilitarianism or deontology); rather, it weighs the morally relevant actions in a case by case basis to determine it's legitimacy.

Squatting is the action of occupying an abandoned or unoccupied area of land or a building, usually residential, that the squatter does not own, rent or otherwise have lawful permission to use.

The Speaker of the House presides over the House's debates, determining which members may speak and which amendments are selected for consideration. The speaker is also responsible for maintaining order during debate, and may punish members who break the rules of the House. By convention, the Speaker is strictly non-partisan; accordingly, a Speaker is expected to renounce all affiliation with their former political parties when taking office and afterwards.

The current Speaker of the House, Lindsey Hoyle, is a former Labour MP. In recent weeks, he has been involved in various controversies including not allowing the Scottish National Party to have their amendment be voted on during their own Opposition day, and not allowing Dianne Abbot to talk in the chamber when the discussion was about the abuse that she had received from a Conservative donor.

Devolution is the transfer of powers and funding from national to local government. Secession is the formal withdrawal from a larger state to form a new independent state.

Gabriel García Márquez was an influential Latin American author known for magical realist epics such as “Love in the Time of Cholera” and “One Hundred Years of Solitude” which follow multiple characters and families over an extended period of time in settings that blend fantasy and reality. Towards the end of his life, he was working intensely on “Until August”, which tells a short, intimate story about a woman in her late 40s who begins seeking freedom and fulfilment through illicit love affairs after nearly 30 years of marriage. He intended to publish this work and sent a draft to his literary agent.

However, when he began to suffer memory loss and dementia towards the end of his life, he decided that his work was insufficiently good to be published and wanted all copies destroyed. He died in 2014.

His sons have contravened his wishes and published the novel.